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Nobody holds any of these. They cost the same $5 as every other title on the site — claim one and it’s yours for good, or invent something nobody has thought of yet.

The crowns worth claiming

Coveted, unclaimed, first name wins

👑King of SaaSnobody has this 🤖Emperor of AI Slopnobody has this 🚧Founder of Unfinished Productsnobody has this 🔍Lord of the SERPnobody has this 📣Chief Attention Officernobody has this 🪙Patron Saint of Bitcoinnobody has this 🐉Final Bossnobody has this 🌐Internet's Main Characternobody has this

🔀Grandmaster of Gitnobody has this 🌳Supreme Commander of the Main Branchnobody has this 🌿Commander of the Main Branchnobody has this 🚢Sultan of Friday Deploysnobody has this 🧨Overlord of Merge Conflictsnobody has this 🖥️Sheriff of the Server Roomnobody has this 🔥Production Hotfix Heronobody has this 🦆Rubber Duck Confidantnobody has this 🏺Legacy Code Archaeologistnobody has this 🔣Regex Whisperernobody has this 💥Force Push Repeat Offendernobody has this 🔎Stack Trace Interpreternobody has this 🖥️Localhost Landlordnobody has this ⌨️Semicolon Minimalistnobody has this 🌑Dark Mode Absolutistnobody has this 🧪Staging Environment Believernobody has this 🏺Keeper of the Legacy Codebasenobody has this 📚Patron Saint of Stack Overflownobody has this 🐳Docker Compose Survivornobody has this 📶Warden of Wi-Finobody has this ↩️Certified Ctrl Z Survivornobody has this 🖥️Second Monitor Evangelistnobody has this 🗂️Tab Hoarding Championnobody has this ⌨️Keyboard Apologistnobody has this 💾Ctrl S Compulsivenobody has this 🪵Console Log Debuggernobody has this 🔀Merge Conflict Avoidernobody has this 🚢Friday Deploy Daredevilnobody has this 🛠️Family IT Support Desknobody has this 🔐Password Reset Regularnobody has this 🧮Spreadsheet Formula Wizardnobody has this 📷Camera Off Championnobody has this 💬Emoji Reaction Diplomatnobody has this 🎫Certified Ticket Closernobody has this

None of these are special. Write your own — the good ones are the ones nobody thought to register.